being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion
that emotion is called Being A Frog
being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion
that emotion is called Being A Frog
while kissing my cat’s little head: you’re a problem *smooch* you’re a terror *smooch* you’re a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*
got held up on the way to work today because there was a big snake trying to sun herself on the highway right on the way out of town & the lady in the grey subaru in front of me put her warning lights on & got out to try & shoo her into the grassy sunny verge on the other roadside. & it was afternoon and busy but the logging trucks stopped & waited & the family cars stopped & waited & the long haul truckers stopped & waited for that snake to cross the road. nobody so much as honked. & when the snake was safe the road was backed up in both directions but a fellow in a pickup truck waved at me to go ahead (i was waiting to turn right onto the highway) even though he could have made me wait until the whole long line of cars passed. what i am trying to say is: there is still love in this world. what i am trying to say is: happy pride to me & to that big old bull snake who will live to see another sunrise & to every person on that highway who decided that saving her was worth five minutes of delay
“matchear no!” has to be one of the funniest punchlines of all time
sorry I forgor it’s matchear dont!
once again thinking about this guy at the pigeon museum who was giving a little presentation about pigeon mating habits or something, and takes one look at me and my partner and immediately goes “oh and pigeons can be GAY, too!!!”
theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke
call that a transplant
Portrait of a kitten by Gustav Borgen
Gustav Borgen (1865-1926) ~ Portrait, sleeping cat on pillow. Wilhelmsen’s cat. | Norsk Folkemuseum
Gustav Borgen (1865-1926) ~ Portrait, cat on pillow. Wilhelmsen’s cat
Gustav Borgen (1865-1926) ~ Portrett, Spørrende katt på pute. Wilhelmsens katt. | Norsk Folkemuseum
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